Today's Seal Is: Peeking...
Being in your twenties is just
Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.
Oh my fucking God. Sorry, Italians.
Does this mean it's a bloody fight to the death? With weapons? Like is Zuck gonna have a net and trident??? He should.
Only acceptable way for this to happen.
As an Italian, I demand they respect our traditions and allow us to release hungry lions into the arena as they fight.
As an Italian, I second that. I also think we should add Elephants and Bears to the mix.
shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)
The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'
"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon
Op why would you hide this is the tags
Watched some Masterchef Italy the other day and there was a guy who had fibromyalgia (a chronic pain disorder that also gives you fatigue and sleep and memory issues, which I am also getting tested for atm) and I was like oh, it’s cool that he’s talking openly about it! Man’s like “yeah half of my body hurts. But I’ll be making pasta by hand anyway because it tastes better, and I’m here to WIN.”
And instead of like, I don’t know, just keep going about their things… every single fuckin contestant had something mean to say about it. They were all rolling their eyes and saying he was complaining over nothing when literally the only accommodation he got is that he was allowed to sit down AFTER having cooked and presented his dish.
Like why do you have this need to invalidate other people’s problems? When it literally isn’t affecting you in the slightest??
